But first, let me just tell you what happened to me when I went sailing last weekend....
 

It was a gorgeous sunny day, and my husband and I were just sailing along. The waves lapping on the side of the boat sounded like a rhythmic drum. Suddenly, the wind picked up, and I had to run to the stern and trim the mizzen sail. A wave as big as a wall knocked me right overboard. My husband didn't even notice!           As I swam for my life in desperation, I noticed a shark following the boat. It was coming right after me! Then, I remembered everything I learned in scuba lessons. Don't panic. Breath slowly. I also remembered that the most sensitive part of a shark's body is its nose. So I cocked my hand way back, and whamo! I hit him right in the nose. At that very moment the shark opened his mouth, my hand went right down his throat! His teeth were on my shoulder! So I reached through, grabbed him by the tail, and pulled him inside out! I saved myself.